I had the most intimate moment with myself in the shower yesterday.
So I was in the shower, showering, and my asshole itched, so I itched it. I don't know what came over me, and next thing I knew, I was lying down, fucking myself with the non-bristled end of an electric toothbrush. I had an amazing orgasm, and when I finished, I got up and finished showering as if nothing happened. :\
|Drewballz||About 6 years ago|
|@ tony LMAO thats so funny. Dont act like it didnt happen if you liked it and it made you orgasim.|
|Anonymous||About 7 years ago|
|@ Tony : That's disgustingly awesome.
Person that posted - That's freakin sweet. lol
|mason||About 7 years ago|
|tony, you shoulda taken picture. next time (cause we all know there will be a next time)|
|buttmunchergirl||About 7 years ago|
|it turned me on reading this n second i wish i was there to watch u2that2urself lol|
|Tony Almeida||About 7 years ago|
|I once pulled out my buttplug, and I shit you not, there was an absolute PERFECT Hershey's kiss sitting on top of it. And by that, I obviously mean, some feces stuck onto the top and swirled upwards like those delicious Hershey kisses.
It was so gross.
|URAMOOSE||About 7 years ago|
|You know, the male g-spot (They exist!!!) is accessible only through the anus, or inside of your scrotum. So, unless you want to dissect your own balls, I suggest you keep doing what you're doing.|
|Paper Tiger||About 7 years ago|
|i hope it was your electric tooth brush, and why did you add " :\ " at the end if you enjoyed it? unless you feel bad cause it wasn't your electric toothbrush|
|misslady||About 7 years ago|
|haha velvet. NOW the only thing wrong with this is that u said "an electric toothbrush" im guessing if it was urs you would of said "my" electric toothbrush. I hope it wasnt someone elses :/|
|Ryott||About 7 years ago|
|When i am on a date with myself i like to hold my own hand all shy like and then do the yawn arm stretch/ reach around and after a few minutes i start groping myself :)|
|ARandomGuy||About 7 years ago|
|Only real men take it up the ass and enjoy it.
And this isn't my confession, lenoob.
|Velvet Whiskey||About 7 years ago|
|sounds awesome. but you can't itch and itch, dear. you scratch an itch. pet peeve of mine.|