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Anonymous Male:

I wanna leave my girlfriend for her mom. Am i going to hell??

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Anonymous About 7 years ago  
you can't lose man. If you bang the shit out of her mom for 15 years or so, then her DAUGHTER will look just like her and you can squeeze in another 10 - 15 years! 25+ years of CREEPY INCESTISH BONING!

Reese About 7 years ago  
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

haha About 7 years ago  
hell no bro but you could definently try for a 3 some lol

MD

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
i hope so.. Hell, that is

Rofl About 7 years ago  
are you talking about stacey and her mom here? ;D

SoftBoner About 7 years ago  
Heaven will welcome you gracefully.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
lol thats fuked up if her mom looks bettter

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
hahahahahahahaha, no. go for it!

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
HAHAHAHA v

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
I gave myself to Jesus....but now he never calls!

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Jesus was here. I miss him. Damn!

Jesus About 7 years ago  
You'll go to heaven, for a few minutes/hours however long you can hold it.
But then you're just gonna be stuck in between hell and earth, searching the world for your soul for ever and ever :D
Have a blessed day.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
shag the daughter for 20 years, then she\'ll LOOK like her mother! :D :D OMFG I am awesome!

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Wow.....totally normal.Bt I thnk she'll kick ur ass.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
You are going to hell for believing in religious fairy tales

Kannable About 7 years ago  
XDDDDD

ZombieSkaii. About 7 years ago  
ahahaha XDDD

mint About 7 years ago  
You'll go to heaven. Several times.

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