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i take a shower once every two weeks but i keep my dick clean 24/7 i dont do much to get dirty anyways, is this a problem?

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Anonymous About 6 years ago  
"I am a dirty boy, it is time for me to take a shower! -Turns shower on- BLAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
@kema
I wonder just how many French people you've actually come across...

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Actually, Jews are extremely clean. Thats why people blamed the black plague on them- all the filthy peasants got it and the Jews didnt because they KEPT CLEAN but of course no one knew that was why, they just knew they were getting it and Jews weren't.

Learn some history, fucktards.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
WTF . You need to shower EVERYDAY . Thats disgusting . Ew

black-rose About 7 years ago  
no its better than some guys not shwering..they stink! good for you

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
who cares? do whatever you want man.

kema About 7 years ago  
ARE YOU FRENCH?? THEY ALWAYS HAVE A WIERD SMELL--_--

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
there is bulshit- WASH YOURSELF- nasty
btw, jon?

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
\"what are you a jew? i heard they dont showwer.\" yeah I think I heard that in some nazi propaganda too.

Lan About 7 years ago  
Masturbating 24/7 does not count as 'keeping it clean'.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
shower everyday you dirtttbag! what are you a jew? i heard they dont showwer

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
i think you need to shower/bath at least 3 times a week.

shaven haven About 7 years ago  
thats sick u need a bath at least once a day go and scrub ya dirty tramp

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
fair play son, fair play.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Ewwww you dirty bastard I bet you stink of BO get a shower or a bath or stand outside when the sprinklers come on ANYTHING!!

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
How can you keep your dick clean 24/7 if you only shower every fortnight wouldnt it be better to have a nice shower everyday and keep your whole body clean.....dont be a dirty scumbag get a shower..... I bet he only changes his underwear once a fortnight too.......wooaaahh i feel sick even thinking that

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Well it's a problem if you're fucking in one, but most likely you're not. if you were fucking anyone most of the time not just your dick goes into a mouth. Sometimes skin else where might. Like the neck, nipples, kisses moving down the body, nibbling here and there. That is ALOT of nasty ass skin to be touching. Take a shower you filthy animal!

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
If you don't need a shower, then don't shower. You're keeping the goods clean, so who gives a shit?

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Unless you are homeless or something you should be showering daily, especially if you have started puberty. Thats just nasty bro.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
omg, how old are you ? i guess boys are boys.

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Filthy bastard, this is the exact reason WHY your dick, although clean, doesnt see any action. Get a haircut hippy. Mak@

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
because if he only showers every two eeks, the rest of him is dirty, and dirt and germs can move around, you idiot, i read what he said, go ahead and stick up for a freak, your probably a goof to

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
he said he keeps his dick clean. so y would anything be growing on it?

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
is there any fungus growing on your dick

Anonymous About 7 years ago  
Dirty boy

mint About 7 years ago  
If u use enough deo

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